Turtles, that's right, turtles. Yeah, sure they seem like they travel sluggish at first. They appear tame. They appear like they wouldn't do you a harm on the planet. Just roaming about on random pieces of real estate, nibbling on bits of fruit. Well, my friend, I'm sorry but you are already lulled into a false feeling of security. You see, the turtles of Rio de Janeiro are already plotting on us for a long time now. They are giant marauding godless killing machines. And they are coming over to our apartments and hotels for a meal.
Anyone who has watched the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles knows what these cold blooded reptiles are equipped for. Kung fu, karate and all sorts of other violence and shenanigans. We haven't even reached the snapping turtles yet. Those are being kept in reserve, waiting to be unleashed when turtles rain hell on Rio de Janeiro. Your excellent beaches of Copacabana and Ipanema will a vacation no more. It's turtle time and we're about to be shell shocked.
So how will the invasion begin? Well first they're going to send their little minions out to be picked up by people and brought home to their flats and apartments. Even tourists will take them to their hotels. The idea is to keep them as pets, in small aquariums. Little does anyone realize that these acrobatic little devils are just lulling you into a false feeling of security. Those rentals and accommodations that you thought would make for a nice little holiday will now be a hunting ground for these cold blooded reptilian murders. Without warning they are going to jump from the little cardboard box you put them in and bite your flipping nose off!
So what will be the recommendations to deal with these armored invaders? Whether you are staying in apartments, hotels, or flats the fact remains that you are still susceptible. Of course it might be possible that you can find rentals which will be more secured accommodations keep in mind that the threat stays. The shelled assassins of Rio de Janeiro are coming for you, any moment now.
Of course you probably never would have guessed that your stay in Ipanema or Copacabana would be like this. Who could possibly forecast a turtle invasion of this scale. That's right, no one. It was their plan all along. The greatest trick that the devil ever played was convincing the world that he didn't exist. Apparently these vicious little tortoises have played the same style of trick.
Anyone who has watched the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles knows what these cold blooded reptiles are equipped for. Kung fu, karate and all sorts of other violence and shenanigans. We haven't even reached the snapping turtles yet. Those are being kept in reserve, waiting to be unleashed when turtles rain hell on Rio de Janeiro. Your excellent beaches of Copacabana and Ipanema will a vacation no more. It's turtle time and we're about to be shell shocked.
So how will the invasion begin? Well first they're going to send their little minions out to be picked up by people and brought home to their flats and apartments. Even tourists will take them to their hotels. The idea is to keep them as pets, in small aquariums. Little does anyone realize that these acrobatic little devils are just lulling you into a false feeling of security. Those rentals and accommodations that you thought would make for a nice little holiday will now be a hunting ground for these cold blooded reptilian murders. Without warning they are going to jump from the little cardboard box you put them in and bite your flipping nose off!
So what will be the recommendations to deal with these armored invaders? Whether you are staying in apartments, hotels, or flats the fact remains that you are still susceptible. Of course it might be possible that you can find rentals which will be more secured accommodations keep in mind that the threat stays. The shelled assassins of Rio de Janeiro are coming for you, any moment now.
Of course you probably never would have guessed that your stay in Ipanema or Copacabana would be like this. Who could possibly forecast a turtle invasion of this scale. That's right, no one. It was their plan all along. The greatest trick that the devil ever played was convincing the world that he didn't exist. Apparently these vicious little tortoises have played the same style of trick.
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